One day, Teacher asked the class to each come up to the blackboard, draw something and then tell an interesting story about what they drew.
A little boy walked up, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, Teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy..
"Well, okay, it's a period,'' teacher said, ''but what is so interesting about a period?"
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, and Mommy cried "oh, shitt" and fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and Uncle Henry shot himself."
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