Ladies, My Wife Has A Burning Bush And A Bleeding Heart?

Question

She said that I am not taking care of either very well. Help me out with some advise if you have those too. I thought I was doing a good job of it and she hasn't complained much until now.

Answer 1

take her to an ob/gyn, and a cardiologist, and a horticulturist

Answer 2

Haha, cute question...mixing the "real plant names" with "human conditions".

Maybe she's complaining because you're starting to spend too much time in the garden, checking out the other varities?

Just fertilize her more and give her tender loving care.  Neither man nor woman nor plant can get enough tender care, when it comes from the heart.  Listen and watch and learn as to when it is best applied.

Answer 3

Not much you can do with a Weeping Willow. Perhaps she will find the DIY section of YA.

Answer 4

OK for your wife tell  her how you feel >.<!!!! then take her some where nice/buy her a new dress then take her out!!!! orrrrrrrrrrrrrr buy a box of wine (if your pockets arnt that deep)!!1!!!!! and i have no clue for the bush becuse i dont know what type it is but plants can be replaced true love can not.

any way i hoped i helped!

Answer 5

i'm sure you've not parted her c enough as a pacemaker does the trick

Answer 6

This question is screaming at me-----I really, really, really want to answer in a rude, reportable fashion. I am far too mature to say something like "Hose that bush down properly".  I will not comment on a bleeding heart, I am old school conservative. I guess I can only say---seek professional bush counseling. That should please her.

Answer 7

Arn`t they garden plants, which need a little tlc, like she needs.