Ladies, can you please help me out?

Question

For halloween I am going to dress like a girl as a joke. Either costume involves a skirt, and I've never worn a skirt before.

So, how do you ladies prevent upskirts from happening, like on staircases and when you sit down? Also, what should I do if its windy and my skirt can blow up?

Answer 1

I always wear shorts under my skirts.

Answer 2

yea right, for some reason i dont think its a joke. :P