Ladies, does this sound lame?

Question

I'm doing an online personal ad and this is what I plan to have on the bottom of the ad regarding my divorced/single status. My ad says my age of 34years old. I'm wondering if it screws up the personal ad, here is what it says:

"I do have a disclaimer as it may bother some. I did put single above because that is what I consider myself. I was married from age 24-26 and there were no lawyers involved for the aftermath. I don't come with surprises that I reveal as I get to know someone, so there you go."

Answer 1

I think it's good. It shows that you're being honest.

Just one thing - by "no lawyers involved," and saying that you "consider yourself single," are you saying that you're not actually divorced? Because if you're not actually divorced, you should probably say that.  

Answer 2

No offence but that sounds bad.  Being single has nothing to do whether you were or weren't married, it just tells your current status.   I'm not sure what exactly you are putting in the ad, are you putting that there were no lawyers for the aftermath?  That sounds really bad, never mention lawyers in the ad, and the so there you go is really not good either.  You need to sound a bit more professional, this sounds like it was just slapped together.    

Answer 3

no it doenst s***w it up it sounds good. but are you sure that you want to post an ad online. have you tried to meet a girl the normal way??showing her who you truly are. but since you have already been through a bad relatoionship i understand how that can be hard for you. i wish you the best of luck! but yes that ad is very good especially what you said at the end.  

Answer 4

okay ... u sound a lil desprite

i would change a lil and say

hi im 34yrs old im divorced...but looking for a fun and out going friendship that could turn into a relationship someday.

i have alot in store ..but i will show my true colours as we get to know one anther.

if u have children i would right in there how many like...

hi im 34yrs old im divorced, 2 loving children...but looking for a fun and out going friendship that could turn into a relationship someday.

i have alot in store ..but i will show my true colours as we get to know one anther.

good luck ... and chear up .. ur personality will show in ur words .. and in ur msg didnt sound so happy.

again good luck

Answer 5

first, a person once got divorced is considered single, so no need to put both, either you could choose to put just divorced or single, it already understandable (but i prefer you put it "divorced") so the readers will have to consider that you had experienced already about marriage rather than plain single that has no experience yet of marriage life.

2nd, do not ever put "no lawyers involved for the aftermath" as it will just degrade yourself. as long as the divorce was made smoothly and well done, then the rest is no longer needed to be advertized.