Ladies, i've made a bet and i need your help. ok?

Question

i told a female friend of mine that i doubted any female was fast enough to slap me. i think i could block the hand. she said no way, guys can't. she made me a bet. she's gonna pick out 5 hot ladies at the college campus and i have to go up to them and do or say whatever she wants me to do or say and it'll be something that'll make them go to slap the c**p out of me. all i can do is try to block their hand. 1 little problem though. i still don't think most ladies can get me but i need your help. first, how CAN i block their hand? second, are THEY that fast? and what do you think will happen? she's positive i'm gonna get slapped.

Answer 1

hahah aw i wanna slap you

Answer 2

How is this related to pregnancy and parenting?

Answer 3

awweee that's so cute. lol

Answer 4

instead of offending random women have your friend try to slap you at random times that she chooses.

to block the slap step backwards (buys you time) and place your hand between their hand and you face.

Answer 5

Wow... kiss the remaining brain cells you have good bye!

Answer 6

You are so gonna get slapped. Women are so fast, you poor thing.

Answer 7

Block their slaps Bruce Lee style! Watch one of his movies or maybe even one of Jackie Chans.

Good luck!

Answer 8

Why say something like that if you don't know if you can see it through?

That's just asking for trouble.

(Oh, and take an ice pack.....)

Answer 9

This is the best way you can think to spend your time?  The world is already full of pain, rudeness, sadness, and suffering -- why add more to it for the sake of a stupid bet?  Why not spend your time doing something POSITIVE to help the people around you?  What a waste.........

Answer 10

Numb your face with toothache medicine, and take an ice pack for the bruising, because you're fixing to get slapped.  Also, think about it, because most women are right handed, and you're going to have to put your left hand up, which is many people is not their faster one.  Hopefully, she'll get gentle women for you, but I bet you the ones that succeed slap the c**p out of you!

Answer 11

That's dumb.

Why would you make a stupid bet & then ask for advice?!

Duh.