Ladies, it went bad. help please?

Question

ladies, i gotta know something. i made a dumb bet with a couple friends of mine going out-1 of which is female-that as a guy, guys are faster than girls. well, our female friend put us to the test by picking out thhese 2 tall looking barbie types in the club, both like 5'6, or maybe 5'7, and telling me to tell them something that would make both of them try to slap my face, and see if i was fast enough to block it. well, that wasn't too good. both of them got me, and it was easy, with their right smack, slapping me on the smae d**n spot on my face. and i can't block it. i couldn't move. i don't know how to block that, they're too good. give me some tips here on how a guy might be able to block that please?

Answer 1

Why do you want to fight women?

Answer 2

LOL...I'd slap you, too, for the poor writing and spelling here.  But seriously, the best way to keep from getting slapped is to block in front of your mouth with your arm to keep the words in.

Answer 3

Um....pay attention to the context of the conversation - if they seem upset or angry at you, just put your selected arm up to block theirs.

Answer 4

Well, now you know; you can't block the slap.

So don't say things that inspire the person you're talking to to slap you in the face.

NEXT!