Ladies, what are you doing to reduce your married carbon footprint?

Question

Nevermind your large carbon butt print.

I'm talking the prints left by your feet ladies!

Oops I mean...

What are you doing to quit wasting so much gas in those SUV's that have your large butt print permanently embedded in them seats?

Answer 1

Actually, I drive a Civic.  My house doesn't have central air.  Almost everything I use is organic.  And why am I explaining myself to you?  Who exactly are you to make such generalizations?

Answer 2

Honey, I ride my bike, walk, or take the subway. And that's why my a$$ looks as good as it does. So come ON ladies, if I can do it, so can YOU!

P.S. Bruce, you're nothing but a big MEANIE! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

Ciao, Baby.

Answer 3

what does being married have to with this? and why are you assuming women drive big gas gussling SUV's...men drive big trucks...boy!

Answer 4

YOUR LONELY AREN'T YOU?  I am really starting to pitty you and your blow up doll.

Answer 5

You want honesty? Then my answer is nada. My skinny *** is loving my cushy SUV. All 100 pounds of me is imprinted in there while I enjoy the air conditioning. I have too much on my mind to think about stuff.  I waste gas because at this moment, Idon't care. There, at least I am honest about it.

Answer 6

awww your cranky again. You really do need to get a hobby. And i don't drive a SUV. But my bum is curvy and i haven't heard any complaints.   DEAL WITH IT

Answer 7

Maybe the question should be, what are YOU doing to reduce your ego-manic, chauvinist, pig-headed impact on this world?

Oh, that's right, nothing at all.

Answer 8

LOL....not an issue for me...I drive a Hyundai Sonata...and I got a tiny butt thank you very much!