Ladies, which toilet do you use in a unisex bathroom?

Question

I understand ladies hate it when guys leave the toilet seat up. Admittedly, we guys are pretty lazy and often do as little as possible.

Which toilet would you pick in the following scenario?

There is a unisex bathroom with two stalls, each with one toilet. Two guys enter the bathroom at the same time. They both exit around at the same time around 2 minutes later. You enter the bathroom.

One toilet seat is up, and one toilet seat is down.

So, ladies, do you use the toilet that the "rude" guy left up or do you use the toilet seat that is down?

Answer 1

I'd use the one that's down.  Aside from that, the reason it's rude to leave the seat up is this: if the seat's down a guy can still stumble in half-awake in the middle of the night and pee. A woman, however, will FALL IN and that is not cool. It's pretty logical.

Answer 2

I choose the one that looks the cleanest and has toilet paper, lol.

Answer 3

it doesn't matter for me b/c i don't sit on public toilets  - i squat.

Answer 4

LMAO im not a ladie but that is funny as h**l. Nice riddle.

Answer 5

Well, I know!  Ask people stuck with the anti-discrimination laws in Colorado.  SB200 should solve it.  In fact, you now have the legal right to walk into a women's restroom and use it.