Ladies : If you were a 150 foot tall Giantess?

Question

(odious man for the women)

So if you were a giantess who´s in a city and being chased by a bad man... would you trod on man,or how else would you behave ?

Thanx alot.(10 for the best imagination)

Answer 1

First i would pick up a double decker bus. Then i would close off every exit/window but one. Then i would place a magical unicorn with a pot of gold inside, When the bad man saw it he would have to go get it. (He most likely loves money) When he goes inside i would shut off that exit. Everyone knows that unicorns don't like to be cornered so it would start to attack him. He would try to run away but he would trip over the pot of gold. He lands on his back and a piece of the gold gets lodged in his throat. He starts chocking and can't breathe. The unicorn starts to feel bad and attempts to do CPR. He punctures the bad guys lungs and he dies. I release the unicorn (it's bad to keep wild animals in cages) and return the pot of gold to it's owners( we all know who that is) The i take the bad guy and feed him to the elves. Destroying all evidence that he ever existed. Then i would see a doctor about making me smaller so bad guys didn't chase me. THE END