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Ladies....in the morning...when you take a shower?

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Do you lay your head against the wall and let the warm water run down your back...do you dream that it is the Hoff caressing your back...gently massaging the soap into your skin...perhaps lightly kissing the back of neck...rubbing his strong but yielding hands all over you...does the fantasy of Hoff get you through a stressful day???

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It tends to make it worse.
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no. not at all :|
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Even though im a guy... Having the hoff mabey caress other parts and uhh with the help of some soap we can become one if you catch my drift....
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Id rather not hassle the hoff with my morning hair and skin!!! also it wud made my day/week/year alot worse
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No, Hoff, sorry. But I do think those things about Teller in the shower. That's why I have a hand-held, adjustable-spray shower head.
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well hoff is off but i love me some angle (THAT GUY ON BONES) the vampire dude OMG ive never had better s*x than when i thank of him again OMG
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No
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oh god no. i dont want to puke
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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LMAO!!!!! I wasn't feeling good today but then I came across this question and I can't stop laughing. Especially at some of the answers. Especially the one that says "I don't want to hassle the hoff"

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh lol! Thanks for making my day!
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Not really no...but I'm glad it's working for you.
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any u girls got msn and cam coz i have and ill show u ANYTHING SO EMAIL ME.
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LOL

You just made me smile for the first time this morning.
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Hoff no wonder you have so much luck with the ladies....they are eatin' out of the palm of your hand...and yes I do believe that is what gets the ladies through the day
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DUH! Of course! who doesn't? and i always scream "Hoff take me now!".

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No...fantasizing about the Hoff makes the water suddenly turn cold.

Now...Joaquin Phoenix or Angelina Jolie...well...yeah...
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Hoff off.
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who is hoff?
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Ew... heck no

Why give myself nightmares?
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ummm not really thats kinda strange
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Hoff is not s**y to me. He has man-b***s and a big round belly that he sucks in. Cheesy!!
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I love to lay my head against the wall of the shower and let the warm water run down my back---------but I'm definitely dreaming of someone else.
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