Lads do your balls smell after playing footy?

Question

I'm sure we have a lazy grounds man....should i complain? it's got be those dogs again!....

Answer 1

I do wash my feet Stud!!! tut!!!!!!!

Answer 2

All balls smell after a good hard game.

Just give 'em a good wash, dry thoroughly and leave to air.

Answer 3

No, mon -- want to check?

Oh..... you mean the game balls.  Hee Haw

Answer 4

They always smell........nice and leathery.

Answer 5

Balls! we don’t need no stinking balls.

Answer 6

i dont know about balls but my husbands feet are ******* rancid. im thinking about moving out they're so bad. what do ya reckon steph? shall i move or shall i pour a bottle of bleach on him?

thanks steph. i tried it. he moaned a lot and it made his eyes water. he still stinks

Answer 7

Try the bleach Pin Ball. If that dont work, then just amputate them

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Answer 8

Ha ha, like that wasn't an inuendo.  

Answer 9

Steph even if she amputates she'll just have the ghost smell LOL

Answer 10

i aint played footsie in years, but so long as she washed her feet, then they is ok.

Answer 11

i dont usually smell my balls after playing a sport. when im done kicking it around, i put it away.

if you think it smells, wash it. problem solved.

Answer 12

No, the last time I played that was in Base Borden in a large field back in 1971!

All I remember was this good looking girl playing and that's the only reason I joined in the game. Don't remember the smell of dogs and their leftovers though. Just remember the girl.