Lakers nicknames?

Question

kobe "mr fantastic"bryant his ability is so fantastic and incredible

pau "human torch" gasol when pau is hot you cant stop him

andrew "the thing" bynum he is strong and is a defensive player

lamar "invisible man" odom his skills are inconsistent and hidden so he is so mysterios

do you agree

i think you wont agree with lamar you want artest

Answer 1

Sasha is The Machine, Kobe is Black Mamba, Derek fisher is Roids

Answer 2

the names are to put it mildly are RETARDED (or is that thought-challenged?)...

The Voice Of Reason on the other hand actually IS the Voice Of Reason...

Answer 3

they all suck except of 4 players and those are Kobe, Lamar, bynum,and fisher

Answer 4

The "Tankers" nicknames should be as follows

No "D" in Kobe Bryant- how does he make the all defensive team?  Does anyone watch him on D? awful...or

"ButterBean Bryant"  capable of the big knock out punch but when he doesn't not much to look at.

Pau "the pilllow" Gasol - his game is soft

Andrew "big hopes and dreams" Bynum- 1/2 of a decent season and he's the next Bill Russell? we'll see

Lamar "the loose cannon" Odom who knows when he'll go off

Derek "fish out of water" Fisher- for the way he flops so fragilely

Sasha "Boo Hoo" Vujacic- I've never seen so many tears on an NBA court.  Also rhyming expletives could be used but I won't go there.

Jordan "don't bet the Farmar"-  Good player,  just not in crunch time

Vladamir Radmanovich-   NO nickname here, how is it that you aren't the best professional athlete in LA named Vladamir?

Phil "take no action" Jackson- One of the greatest coaches of all time can't seem to motivate of of the greatest players. Ask Phil who's better MJ or Kobe

Answer 5

I'd go for Artest. He's more of a consistent offensive and defensive player. Artest can give you 20, 10, and 7 a night while Odom will do it once every 5-7 games.

Answer 6

lakers the fakers

Answer 7

One of the stupidest posts I've seen in a while, and there are alot of stupid ones. What time does the Mensa meeting start at your house?

Answer 8

not really naming them after the fantastic four would be a little too satirical wouldn't it.  

how bout kobe "doube clutch" bryant: because hes twice as clutch as any player in the league.

pau "gentle giant" gasol, he is a big guy with good touch.

andrew "big time" bynum, he is one big guy and can take some people out.

lamar "silent assassin" odom, this guy has the sneaky skills but the invisible man could also be someone who doesn't show up a nightly basis :(

Answer 9

RB24

Robin Bryant

Because he is Robin to Fatman Shaq

Answer 10

I agree with most of them. However, I say let Odom play for a while at Sf where he is best and had great seasons in Miami. If it doesn't work out then go for Marion not Artest. Marion is a better rebounder, he won't ruin chemistry, and the laker's don't have to take a bad contract like Kenny Thomas to get him.

Go Lakers!

Edit: Loius I agree Artest is more comsistant but so is Marion and artest doesn't get 20 10 and 7 he gets 20, 4, and 3.

Answer 11

as far as nicknames go i like kobe "the rat" bryant better