Larry Merchant's eyebrows vs. Max Kellerman's goatee?

Question

This would be the fight of the century! ''The hairbrawl for it all"

Or we could lock them in a phonebooth and have them interview eachother for 12 rounds! Who u taking?

Answer 1

I'd go see the fight but would be afraid the haur would grab me and suck me into the ring and then never be heard of again

Answer 2

Max Kellerman couldn't chop a hair off Larry Merchant's @$$ if you gave the little weasel a double bladed ax, poured another fifth of Don Q down Larry's throat and held Larry down for him.  Larry should have pulled out early and shot Kellerman into his hand then wiped him off on his pant leg, or at least used some protection, but we all do things we regret when we are drunk.  It's a sure bet Larry regretted the act of indiscretion, it's probably the only thing Larry was ever ashamed of in his whole debauchery filled life, but now Max, like herpes,  just won't go away and it looks like we are just going to have to learn to live with him.

Answer 3

at least max looks at the camera when he talks. unlike larry who looks at the ground. they're both good.

Answer 4

My money is on  Max.Larry would lose on disqualification for excessive low blows....Do you know if midddleweight Shawn Porter from Ohio made the team?I hear he did but didn't see his name on the roster.

Answer 5

max would win by first round TKO he's younger but a prime merchant would give max trouble

Answer 6

Worthless question!