Larry Merchant v Max Kellerman?

Question

who would win and how? id go for larry to ko kellerman.we saw how he dealt with the guy trying to interupt his interview,

Answer 1

You probably ask who would win between Muhammad Ali and Eric Ecsh as well.  Larry Merchant's shadow would crush Max Kellerman like an ant, they don't even belong in the same sentence together let alone the ring.  Merchant is a heavyweight, Kellerman the sponge in the water bucket.

Answer 2

i'd go for max because he can think quickly, has a great tact, wit and humor. larry is not exciting. the only interesting about him is the fact that we always wait for him to bungle his interviews or forget something up to our own entertainment

Answer 3

Merchant full of great insight, and intriguing questions vs Kellerman who is full of s***!  I think we have a clear winner.

Answer 4

Well, with that one shove, Merchant has more fight experience than Kellerman.  I like Merchant by TKO late.  Merchant would need about 10 rounds to sweat out the alcohol.

I wonder if anyone cares for either of these guys?  I remember what did it for me with Merchant.  He was interviewing Buster Douglas right after the win over Tyson.  Merchant asked Buster (paraphrasing) "What was the gameplan to beat Tyson?"

Buster responded in one of the few heartfelt, real moments ever seen in the ring, "I won it for my mother, god bless her heart."  Buster started sobbing and good old Merchant had to ask the all-time worst, most uncomfortable follow-up question ever asked, "So are you saying that the death of your mother somehow focused your mind?"

I still cringe when I think about that, and I feel a little embarrassment knowing I'm of the same species  that Merchant is.

Answer 5

Larry would trip on one of his off the wall questions and bounce of the mat while thinking " I wonder in Tyson's grandmothers choice of refridgerator color had anything to do with his demise"

Max by Intellectual TKO

Answer 6

I'm for Max over Larry, seeing how Max's enthusiasm and love for boxing would just run over Larry's low-key and sometimes, tactless approach.

Answer 7

Merchant would strangle Kellerman with his microphone cord until they dragged Kellerman out of the ring on a stetcher.

Answer 8

Isn't Larry Merchant the same guy who does those 'juiceman juicer' infomercials? He would take out Kellerman in 5. Vitamin C does wonders.