A man walked into the local DSS to pick up his Giro. He marched straight up to the counter and saw the same woman as usual.
He remarked on how much he hated drawing state benefits and with that she told him that today was his lucky day.
We have a vacancy from a wealthy man who wants a Chauffeur for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and lots of benefits. You will escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips and of course you will need to satisfy her sexual urges. All cash in hand and you don’t have to declare a thing.
The guy, wide-eyed, said, ' You're kidding me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . You started it first.'
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