Last one of the day for me Ill go out with a bang?

Question

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

Answer 1

lol,   haha  thats like the one:

A blonde goes into a Dr.'s office and says that she has pain all over her body, to demonstrate she pokes herself all over, screaming in pain each time.  the Dr. run tests and tells her the good news is that her body is okay, the bad news is that her finger is broken

=] thanks i liked yours

Answer 2

Oh thats a bit below the belt ha ha

Star 4 U   ;-)

Answer 3

that's cute. have a star