Question:

Last week I Was masturbating And decided To Stick A a Small Battery In My Jed Because I Got Told It Gives u A

by | earlier

better cumming sensation my legs trembled that much and i collapsed And went To Hospital But Didnt Want To Tell The Doctor What can I Do My p***s Has started gettin Green Puss In It I Am Worried:(

Tags:

Report

Answer The Question I've Same Question Too

Follow Question

21 ANSWERS

Sort By: Date | Rating

EPIC FAIL DUDE.

Go to the doctor smart one.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
That Is F.U.N.N.Y

Did you shove a battery up your bum?
Report (0) (0) | earlier
i think that u really need 2 go to the doctors! it sounds like it could be an infection!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Your p***s has a green puss in it? Hmm...perhaps you are a hermaphrodite.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Hm, sounds normal :). But if you don't think it does then go to the doctors again.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
that green pus is the normal pus with battery acid.

thats why u dont experiment on ur body with batteries.

seriously.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
U better tell the doctor the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Don't play around with that area!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
HAHAHHAHAHA NOW IVE HEARD IT ALL!!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaah

Next time try a dynamite!! even better sensation!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
GO TELL THE DOCTOR THE TRUTH
Report (0) (0) | earlier
see the doc again
Report (0) (0) | earlier
in your Jed? what the heck is a jed? If it's what I think, your pancreas probably exploded and bile is leaking out your beanus.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
LOL, Kill it with FIRE!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Don't delay seeing the doc with issues involving your "Jed"
Report (0) (0) | earlier
wow bud, that's not smart at all. I hope your ok.

And I'm guessing Jed means p***s?

Youch!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
WTF? why would you stick a battery...what made you wanna....what have you been smokin lately? Tell ur doc the truth...before its tooo late.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
DONT USE BATTERIES TO GET OFF !! And go to the Dr. ASAP b4 it falls off or sumthing !!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
What the h**l man!!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Dude what tha h**l where you thinking? ~LAT3$
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Dude you should have said something. Those ER folk hear all sorts of stuff.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
What the h**l is the battery still in there?!

JESUS why?!?!?!?!

You have to go the doctors do ou honestly think green pus is healthy! dude you have a really bad infection
Report (0) (0) | earlier