Last weekend I was walking my dog (who is a Wire-haired Snivet named Gladstone) near McDonalds?

Question

Gladstone got lose and ran over to the McDonalds entrance and lifted his leg on a statue of Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. No one saw this but me. Still I felt terrible. Later that night I could not sleep. I felt compelled to repair the harm caused by my otherwise well-behaved doggy. I snuck out of the house at 4:15am with a bucket filled with soapy water and a sponge and walked over to McDonalds to clean Ronald's leg. But some security guard caught me washing Ronald's leg and called the police. They took me to the police station and I had to stay there until about 8 am and my parents had to go there and it was a big mess. There was an article in the newspaper, and even though they didn't use my name, everyone at school knows it was me. They are all laughing at me, and the worse thing is the paper says the police chief thinks I need counseling. When I went to social sties class yesterday, someone put a bucket with water and a sponge in it on my chair. Lord Jesus, what shall I do?

Answer 1

Tell your parents the truth about you dog, Gladstone.

Your parents will tell this

Ronald McDonald statue was loose before and alot of kids sit with him in morining and play a game touching the parts of the statue.

Dog is just treat like a kid that why no one saw your dog and it is normal. sneaking out of the house at 4:15am there will some guard to watch around.  You should have waited until moring and tell your parent first. Remember what you have learn in school, children still living with the parents must always tell them first and then they work out situation.

Answer 2

If this is for real, very funny.  Don't sweat it.  It'll go away. But just think of the story you'll have to tell your kids. :)

Answer 3

LOL that is a funny store, You must live in a very small town for them to have nothing better to write.  And if it was 4 am but everyone knew about it at school.  Don't feel bad, you just have a kind heart.  But yeah you not being able to sleep over it, you might need to see someone.

Keep being you, laugh with them about it and it will get old quick.