A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd on an intersection.
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he
shouted, "I'M THE SON OF THE VICTIM." Upon hearing this, the people made way for him to get through.
There he saw, bloody and helpless lying on the street ...a pig
bumped by a trailer truck!
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Wife: Let's break up! I can't leave with you anymore!
Husband: Ok! I will have this house!
Wife: Ok! My farm!
Husband: My car!
Wife: Do not take the driver with you! He is mine a long time!
Husband: No, he is mine!!!!
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!â€Â
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.â€Â
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was it?â€Â
Sally replied, “No... salty!â€Â
Mom fainted.
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