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Lawyer Defending Theif (JOKE)

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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled.

With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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  1. Seriously, where do you get these jokes from???

    I mean you coud have made them up but they are really good jokes!

    You have a great sense of humour.

    Keep it up!!!

    :P


  2. Kool  !!!

  3. Lol, :D

    That's a good one.

  4. i love it...star for you

  5. Lmao!  Nice one!

  6. Rad....i saw it comin actually,a prosthetic arm...but it was brilliantly put..

    Boink....oh and that was another star...haha...good job babe  

  7. haha interesting...i  thought he was gonna chop off his arm...

  8. Very brilliant joke, so hilarious

  9. lmao again!! where do you get these joke from, like seriously, lmao! your a true comedian

  10. OK, That's funny! : )

  11. seen that one coming, but it was still good.

  12. your hilarious!! seriously!!

  13. This is your funniest one

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