Let the great experiment begin!?

Question

my wife assumes that i'm.....g*y just because i've written a book called "the man inside me" and own a club called "tobias is queen". how do i prove to her that i am a man & perhaps even a leather daddy? i tried to have a romanic getaway with her but just ended up spreading body chocolate on her brother.

Answer 1

Come out come out wherever you are....................

Answer 2

What was her brother doing on a romantic getaway with you and her? Is there something we don't know here?

Answer 3

Give her the checkbook for the account containing the proceeds from your book sales and club and she won't care any more.  Problem solved.

Answer 4

Too many clowns in town for me today...I didn't even have to go to the circus cause you're all right here!  

Thanks for the 2 points :)

Answer 5

You haven't tried posting this in jokes and riddles yet? lol

Answer 6

if you are spreading body chocolate on her brother you just might be g*y  

Answer 7

You should let me have s*x with her while you watch.  If you watch my body more than hers then you are g*y.

Answer 8

Um...and she wasn't convinced after you spread the chocolate on her BROTHER?!