Lets face it zombies will attact one day

Question

come on guys ,.......we all know it if scientist make a mistake on something they could make zombies by accident....and i mean we are not ready for that because some people dont beliove on them so now THE QUESTION IS ........WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THEY ATTACT YOUR CITY OF STATE OR CONTRY ???????DO YOU HAVE A PLAN

Answer 1

lol look around you

they're already here

Answer 2

ROTFLMFAO

(rolling on the floor laughing my mother f-er a off)

Okay but seriously, if playing marathon sessions of Dead Rising has taught me anything, its this;

1)  Always assume one of the f****** is behind you, because chances are they are.

2)  Keep moving.

3)  Holy trinity; a machete made with L-6 steel (the steel used to cut concrete), a sawed off shotgun, and an AK-47 locked and loaded with cop killers (teflon coated bullets).

As to a plan, probably live a nomadic hunter gatherer lifestyle.  The best survival strategy is to live as a nomad in a sparsely populated and highly hostile region.  If I get hungry, I'll hunt, short on weapons or horny, I'll raid.

Being a nomad would be fun!

Contrary to what the Brooks guy wrote on the zombie survival guide, boats are a death trap.  In fact, going out onto the ocean is a VERY bad idea.  One person gets infected, you're f****, and in the Dereck Vinyard American History X kind of way, not the way guys like.  The best place to hide is the desert; I would likely live among the Navaho, and make my way to the southwestern U.S. to go live with them if it really did come to that.  Since I don't look white, I doubt they would shoot me.

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, native americans will see no reason to be nice to whites anymore.  Think about it, and suddenly, Navaho lands would become a high gettaway commodity.  I need open roaming space, where noise can be heard for miles so I can pack up and ride at a moment's notice.  Again; I get huntry, I'll hunt, short of weapon's supplies or horny, I'll raid.

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d**n man, I'm actually hoping it will happen now!  My life would certainly be a lot more interesting, and yeah, I more or less know how to handle a machete believe it or not.  Don't know how to ride a horse but I'm sure I can learn quick...

peace.

Answer 3

Us zombis are actually planning an attack. We'd eat your brains if you had any!

Seriously, how many zombies can you count going past your house in a day?

Answer 4

My plan to get away from the zombies..run with a group of people and start tripping them...

Answer 5

well when they "attact" my city, im first going to find out wtf attact means and then i will react properly

Answer 6

no, but I do hope that they make that mistake when I am 18 and can fend for myself.

Answer 7

Yeah! Call the Pentagon and Home Security! And the local cops! Balony!

Answer 8

i don't but my sister does

Answer 9

No, once youre dead, youre dead. Your body will already stop, you cant restart the heart and brain.

Answer 10

That would be awesome.  I'm building a bunker and stocking up on weapons and food.

Answer 11

I will be immune and will fight the heroic fight

super me!!!