Lets get a cricket section team together?

Question

I'm batting two down. What position do you want?

Answer 1

i will be an opener because i like closing field and i can smash the ball around the park.

Answer 2

I'll bat at 11 cos i'm a rabbit. Could bowl a few offies for you though and stick me at square leg.

Answer 3

One of the umpires.

I will be the first to take the field.

Answer 4

I'll bat at No.5, field at 1st slip and bowl a couple of overs of left-arm medium just before the lunch and tea breaks.

If our openers put on 200 then you can move me up to No.3 to mow their spinners around the park.

Answer 5

I don't think its a good idea!

Anyway if there was one I'm batting 5th! And slip fielder!

Answer 6

Hmmm, Opening non-striker slot is vacant, if no one else for that I'll take that, if there is Tendulkar to come, I'll bat at 1-down position.

And keep the point area vacant for me.

Answer 7

I will be 12th man Holmes !! I dont wanna get caught in the balls holmes !! It is very painful.The best thing about being 12th man is that you get the money without doing anything.

Orale vato !!

Hakuna Matata !!

Answer 8

i am the captain of team section

my fielding position is long leg deep silly cover point in the circle

Answer 9

Errrm I'll be a WAG!

Who wants me? lol :)

Answer 10

I would be a 2rd bowler and batting at no 5 or 6

Answer 11

i would be a 3rd bowler and batting at no 7 or 8