Lets worship my dead goldfish and raise funds to campaign against all other organised religions.?

Question

Could we make the world a much better place?????????

Answer 1

Did your goldfish do anything when it was alive that might suggest it was a god?  Did it perform any miracles? And has it risen from the dead?  if it has, then I might consider it.

Answer 2

All hail his godliness the goldfish. Bow down you fools! Bow I say!

Yes. It couldn't hurt

BTW- what is our theology? Remember,I'm giving up the spaghetti ball so it has to be good.

Answer 3

ressucitate your gold fish or buy a new one.. fishtank fixed now