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Letter to an Agony Aunt?

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Dear Deirdre,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently from Curves, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my Ping G 10 Driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Yours concerned.

M Holland

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  1. you need too get your priorities right!!!!!!!! imagine how you would feel if that shaft had broken while taking your t shot off the first with everyone watching Urrrr! get it fixed


  2. Take your driver back to the shop, can't think why your even asking. Can I have your wife's mobile number please.

  3. Have the shaft replaced, your wife shot, and move to a condo in Pompano Beach. Enjoy!

  4. Take it back....for a moment their I thought you had your priorites all wrong.

  5. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Funny.!!!

    Cheers for a smile.!!!

  6. Very funny

  7. You know they sell replacement shafts, and that fixing your own clubs can be relaxing.  On the otherhand, use the broken driver to smash over your wife's head and then replace the shaft.

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