Lie detector test. One question?

Question

Any Professional athlete. Any time.

You get to strap them up to a lie detector and ask them 1 question.

Who you gonna get, and what are you going to ask them?

Answer 1

arod

why are you g*y?

Answer 2

roger clemen,

did you do that 15 yr old girl that you were going out with?

Answer 3

barry bonds, how did ur head get so big?

Answer 4

Roger Clemens- How much did u spend on the juice?

Answer 5

Cecil Fielder.  Did you eat Jimmy Hoffa?

Answer 6

alex rodriguez-- are you using the juice

Answer 7

Barry Bonds

did he used baned substances?

Answer 8

I'd rather pump him full of sodium pentothal.

Pete Rose -- when did you place your first, prohibited bet on a Major League Baseball game?

When the answer comes back "nineteen sixty-something", that should demolish the delusions of all those "...but he only bet when he was a manager..." apologists.

Answer 9

Barry Bonds, did you use a banned substance during your career?