An old, very old man enter a drug store and ask to the clerk if they have Viagra. "Yes, Sir, we have Viagra, how many do you want?" ask the clerk. "Oh" said the old man " I want just 4 of them, because I cut them in four equal parts" The clerk to reply " I don't think that it will be effective at your age Sir" "Oh no" said the old man " It's not for s*x, I'm to old for that, it's for helping me in the morning not to pee on my feet".
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