Lightning Textures Going Through Body? What does that mean?

Question

While reading the Police Log for the small community I live in, I ran across a call in one of our neighborhoods that is popular with the local police. It simply said "Information Only: Lightning Textures Going Through Body:...Report taken"

Anyone know what in God's name that means?

Answer 1

OK, the police get a lot of weird calls from weird lonely people. They are the only ones in authority up 24 hours.  Aliens reading their minds or taking over their bodies, Lightning coming out of their fingers, you name it. I became and expert at folding sheets of aluminum foil into "protective" hats for some of these people.

I understand the information only, a way the dispatcher tells officers that there is not a crime in progress,  but I do not understand the "report taken".

Answer 2

he tasered his privates by accident