Like mud on a pig, like ants on a log, what are some more of these phrases?

Question

10 pts to most creative/funny, and ones that are more pleasant than "mud on a pig."

My sentence is "if they ever heard you they'd be all over you like _________________________________.

Now I need you to fill in the blank.

Answer 1

white on rice

c*m on my as s (lmao)

Answer 2

Like a duck on a june bug

Answer 3

weight watchers on the pizza boy!

Answer 4

1. White on on sugar, on rice that's on a paper plate in a snowstorm.

2. Ugly on an ape

Answer 5

like bisquits and gravy

Answer 6

syrup on a pancake!??!?!?!?!??!?! XD XD  

Answer 7

1. Like hornets that had their nest stomped on

2. A dog that wants a bone

3. Sidings on a house.

4. Rust on old metal.

5. a cat going after a mouse

6. a mouse and cheese

7. leaves on trees

8. plaque on teeth

9. the poperotzy

10. flies on dung

Answer 8

Bugs on a bumper.

Stink on manure.  (use the short term, it sounds better)

Answer 9

..... like flies on an outhouses! lol