Prime Ministers Gordon Brown of the UK, Patrick Manning of Trinidad & Tobago, & President George W. Bush of USA all die of natural causes & end up in h**l for all of the atrocities each one committed during office.
Gordon Brown asked the Devil if he could make a call to England to see ifthe country was running ok. Satan agrees & Brown makes the the call & talks for 5 minutes.Satan told him that the bill was $5 million. Bush also asked if he could place a call to the US. Permission is granted & he talks for 8 minutes, & his call cost him $8 million.Manning said he wanted to call Trinidad. Of course Manning has to make himself look more important that his 2 counterparts so he talks for 2 HOURS than makes inquiries about the cost of the call. Satan informs Manning that his call costs $1.00. Manning is disappointed and asks Satan, "how is it that my call was longer then Brown's and Bush's & my bill is so much cheaper than theirs'?"Satan replied, "calling from h**l to h**l is a local call!
Tags: