Limerick #2?

Question

Can you write a funny Mother's day limerick starting with this line?

My mother put on army boots

Answer 1

My mother put on some army boots

and  not her usual lady suits

today was special

she's  anti social

cause she's outside digging up roots

Answer 2

my mother put on army boot

to get the kids to finally scoots

to finally clean up there room

and lift the eternal gloom

one day of the freakin year

a cleaned bedroom would give her cheer