Limericks!!! 10 points pweez help!!!?

Question

could anybody give me a limmerick made origiannly by uuu? 10 point for best limerick

Answer 1

Hello from the fair Limerick City!

Wrong section for you: what a pity!

Please direct your question

to the Riddles/Jokes section

You'll find people there much more witty!

:)

Answer 2

There once was a snowman named Fred

He wasn't alive - he was dead

He was very cold

Or so it was told

And his brain was frozen in his head.

Answer 3

the c*nt is a mythical creature,

all gnarly and covered with hair.

Looks like the face of a preacher

smells like the **** of a bear