Liquid p**p.. plz help

Question

my p**p has been really liquidy.. i dont p**p that often maybe like maximum 3 times a day.. but whenever i go to p**p it really liquidy , there are very small chunks of solid in it but its mostly liquid, and sometimees it really burns.. and sometimes it doesnt

Answer 1

I've been a vegan, and ever since have had this problem.  Although, I recently tried eating animal products again and it got a lot worse.  I found out I am lactose intolerant now, so maybe you  are as well?  The website I was reading says you can develope it if you don't drink milk a lot.  As for helping it, sorry I've found nothing yet.  And I don't p**p that often, 3 time a day seems like a lot to me.  I do it maybe twice a week.

Answer 2

well i've heard of this situation many times in my day and i think i have the cure.  

STEP 1- watch 17 minutes of spongebob excluding the commercials(close eyes during commercials)

STEP 2- rub a popcicle on your buttock and make sure its blurple berry flavored otherwise it wont work

STEP 3 - Catch a hen in a farmers den by the time your brother is done playing one round of mario kart

FINAl STep #4  Friend request the lucky charms guy on facebook and he has to accept your request and has to comment on your wall.  

. . . . . and then your liquid p**p will be solid as bill of a bald eagle:)

Answer 3

well i've heard of this situation many times in my day and i think i have the cure.  

STEP 1- watch 17 minutes of spongebob excluding the commercials(close eyes during commercials)

STEP 2- rub a popcicle on your buttock and make sure its blurple berry flavored otherwise it wont work

STEP 3 - Catch a hen in a farmers den by the time your brother is done playing one round of mario kart

FINAl STep #4  Friend request the lucky charms guy on facebook and he has to accept your request and has to comment on your wall.  

. . . . . and then your liquid p**p will be solid as bill of a bald eagle:)