I was laying on the sofa watching the news when Lisa came home from her strength and conditioning class from the Dojo she belongs to.
She's on their competiton team and one of the best fighters on the team and they usually train about 4 hours on their conditioning days.
Anyways, as I was minding my own business watching CNN Larry King Live, Lisa kicked off her shoes, jumped on top of me so she was sitting on my stomach and placed both of her socked feet on my face!
I smelled her feet right away and her socks were wet with sweat. She told me she couldn't wait to get home so she can put her feet in my face so I can tell her how "good" they smell. I can tell you they didn't smell good at all but I dare not tell her that!
She told me to peel her sweaty socks off so she can air her feet out. As I removed her socks she pressed her foot under my nose and told me to take a deep whiff or she will slap a submission move on me and really make me worship her feet. She's beaten me before for not doing as she said so I took a big sniff of her feet and couldn't believe how smelly they were.
Then she told me to tell her how beautiful her feet are and how pretty her toes are and how she has the highest arches I've ever seen.
What do I do? I love her very much and I don't want to end the relationship but everytime I try to talk with her about her feet she gets angry and roundhouse kicks me and then puts me in a submission hold.
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