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Lisping Little Girl in a Pet shop!!! A preciuos little girl walks into a Pet shop and asks,in the sweetest?

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little lisp,between 2 missing teeth,"Excuthe me,Mither,do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeepers heart melts,he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks.

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwon wabbit over there?"

She in turn,blushes,rocks on her heels,leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice.

"I don't think my Python weally gives a thit".

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Enjoy and please have a wonderful day.

And please no nasties.

******

HUSBAND AND WIFE!!!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two Boxers shaking hands before the big fight begins!!!!

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  1. Oh gosh that is evil! Great one Wonderstar!


  2. Lol good one. How true is the one about the the husband and wife. Have a great day as well.

  3. Ha ha funny have a star.

  4. wow.lol

  5. tewwible

  6. This is not one Zxcv will enjoy  -  nice one

  7. that is the thweetest thwing i hathe ever heard  :-)

  8. Nice, have a star.

  9. Cruel little girl...

  10. Hahahahaha a love em both

  11. Thanks

  12. haha that wuth cute

  13. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Excellent.!!!

    Got me laughing.!!!

    Cheers Wonderstar.!!

  14. dddddddd

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