List of stoner jokes?

Question

add your fabulous stoner jokes

for example

Q:Why couldn't the baby fit through the doggy door?

A: Because it had a javelin throug hits head

Q: Why did Sue fall of the swing?

A: Because she had no arms

Q: What is worse than a pile of dead babies?

A: One in the middle eating its way out

Answer 1

how do you hide drugs from a hippie??

Put them under the soap!!!!!

Answer 2

not my kind of humour - we need a negative star-function!  

Answer 3

wheres the humor at

Answer 4

Those are pathetic.  You would have to be on drugs to see any humor in those.