Listen to this joke.

Question

There were three men and they were falling out of a plane. God then said to them, "shout out one word, and that is was you will land on.".

The first man shouted out MATTRESS, so he landed on a matress.

The second man shouted "WEEEEE" so he landed in p**s.

The thid one shouted SHIIIIIIIIIIT so he landed in poo.

Answer 1

can't hear but i read it

Answer 2

lol hats is one of the first jokes i ever learned as a kid!

Answer 3

i heard the musik im listening 2 right now .................but i READ ur unfunny joke

Answer 4

and what is the punch line?

Answer 5

Listen? Cldn't hear a thing.

Answer 6

i've "RED" much better however i couldn't hear anything coming out of my speakers? i belive you are mistaken

Answer 7

That would be really funny if I was 6.

Hahahahahahahaha..ppy 6th birthday to me. :)

Answer 8

thats a good one!!!:]]

its funny!! Hahahaha

Answer 9

Nah, not up to much that one, the first two would be sensible the last one would land in some form of p**p.

Answer 10

I'm listening but I don't hear anything... oh, you mean read t.  

Answer 11

listen? You mean read! It's not that funny but it's okay.

Answer 12

wernt to funny

(:

Answer 13

=] Thanks for sharing.

Answer 14

:)

Answer 15

Can you speak louder next time? lol. BTW I have heard it before.

Answer 16

LOL