Little Johhny's dad asks him what he want's for his birthday

Question

"A bike" says little Johhny.

"I told you we cant afford a bike Johnny. Your mum's lost her job and we got an 80k mortgage"

A couple of days later little Johhny's dad sees him coming down the stairs with his little suitcase.

"where are you going Johnny" asks his dad.

"Well, I was going past your door last night and I heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then i heard mum say "hold on because I'm coming too" and I'm not staying here on my own with an 80k mortgage and no fkn bike" =]

Answer 1

oh my, lol!

Answer 2

HAHAHA here's another one.

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.

When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......."

And his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.

"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."

Answer 3

hahaha

children are the best!

Answer 4

Star!

Answer 5

uht uhn

Little Johnny must not know so much about s*x after all! LOL!

Answer 6

Little Johnny is always funny...I luv his jokes da most..

Answer 7

lol funny

Answer 8

funny