Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."?

Question

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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· The teacher asks her class,"Does anyone know what a Shitzu

is?"

Little Johnny put his hand up, and the teacher gave him permission to speak.

Little Johnny said,"A zoo with no animals".

Answer 1

Hahahaha first one is great thanks Skycat.

Answer 2

Haha I love little Johnny.

Answer 3

haha

Answer 4

I like number 2, just because I haven't heard that one before

Answer 5

lol thats fun

Answer 6

el zoo para animales esta en el zoo.. no mames wey....

sorry but both were a 2 from a 1-10 rating...

Answer 7

muy bien, donde esta el zoo para animales scientificos?

Answer 8

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, my God! That was my favourite 'Little Johnny' just being naughty again!  LMAO!!!.

Answer 9

The best portion of a good man's life is his nameless unremembered acts of kindness and of love.

William Wordsworth

Thanx much~~~~~~~Cyndi