Little johnny with alphabets~~!!?

Question

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!!!”

The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"

Johnny screams, "IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!!! PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

Answer 1

Very quick and such a neat joke, well done...!

Answer 2

lol

poor little johnny always getting himself into a pickle lol

Answer 3

heard it before, though i must admit i'm in stiches everytime- classic!

Answer 4

lol old but still good

Answer 5

i love lill old johnny jokes

lmao cc thats a crack up

lol loved it

x x x

Answer 6

lol!!!

Answer 7

i heard this before...

Answer 8

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!  AAAWWW!  My God!  I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!.

Answer 9

:)  :)  :)  ha ha  :)  :)    that was sooo much fun

Thanks for sharing that one.

Little Johnny jokes are the best.

The teacher asked "Little Johnny do you know the alphabet yet?"

Little Johnny replied "yes miss"

Teacher says "very good come to the front of the class and recite it to the other children"

Little Johnny begins

"ABCDEFGHIJK _ MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"

The teacher asked Little Johnny "why did you leave out the  L?"

Little Johnny replies "it is almost Christmas Miss, the carol we learnt in music says that the Angel said NOEL"

.............Cheers..........

Answer 10

lol

Answer 11

ha

Answer 12

Nice one, c. Its brilliant!