Nothing against rednecks (I be one myself) I just thought these were funny. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're a dud!
Redneck terms
1. Artery -The study of paintings
2. Benign -What you should be after you be eight.
3. Bacteria -Back door to cafeteria.
4. Barium -What doctors do when patients die.
5. Cesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome.
6. Cat Scan -Searching for kitty.
7. Cauterize -Made eye contact with her.
8. Coma -A punctuation mark.
9. Dilate -To live long.
10. e***a -Not a friend.
11. Fester -Quicker than someone else.
12. Fibula -A small lie.
13. Hangnail -What you hang your coat on.
14. Impotent -Distinguished, well known.
15. Labor Pain -Getting hurt at work.
16. Medical Staff -A Doctor's cane.
17. Morbid -A higher offer than I bid.
18. Nitrates -Cheaper than day rates.
19. Node -I knew it.
20. Post Operative -A letter carrier.
21. r****m -d**n near killed him.
22. Seizure -Roman Emperor.
23. Tablet -A small table
24. Urine -Opposite of you're out.
25. Varicose -Near by
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