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Little redneck humor....Can you add more to the list? ... please no nastiness?

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Nothing against rednecks (I be one myself) I just thought these were funny. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're a dud!

Redneck terms

1. Artery -The study of paintings

2. Benign -What you should be after you be eight.

3. Bacteria -Back door to cafeteria.

4. Barium -What doctors do when patients die.

5. Cesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome.

6. Cat Scan -Searching for kitty.

7. Cauterize -Made eye contact with her.

8. Coma -A punctuation mark.

9. Dilate -To live long.

10. e***a -Not a friend.

11. Fester -Quicker than someone else.

12. Fibula -A small lie.

13. Hangnail -What you hang your coat on.

14. Impotent -Distinguished, well known.

15. Labor Pain -Getting hurt at work.

16. Medical Staff -A Doctor's cane.

17. Morbid -A higher offer than I bid.

18. Nitrates -Cheaper than day rates.

19. Node -I knew it.

20. Post Operative -A letter carrier.

21. r****m -d**n near killed him.

22. Seizure -Roman Emperor.

23. Tablet -A small table

24. Urine -Opposite of you're out.

25. Varicose -Near by

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  1. X-Rayed : Not for Kids

    Poppyseed - Dad Saw


  2. gourme--the buu may horn you or he may not

  3. Redneck safe s*x~ padded headboard  

  4. Mauahahahahah!

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