Liverpool winning the premier league?, Andy Murray winning Wimbledon?, Arsenal buying an English player?

Question

What else makes up the seven signs of the Apocalypse?

Answer 1

a manure supporter/player/manager/coach not spewing bullsh*t!! ;)

Answer 2

Emmanuel Eboue not kicking a player in the groin and getting himself sent off.

Jamie Carragher wrestling the opposing striker to the ground and actually getting himself sent off.

Arsene Wanker actually seeing an incident against his team.

Rafa Benitez stopping his rotation policy.

Answer 3

ronaldo not diving

Answer 4

Manchester United winning a football match without bribes.

Answer 5

LMAO @ Dave

I'd say Australia losing to England in cricket.

Answer 6

Spurs finishing above Arsenal.

England winning the world cup again.

Answer 7

Obama being president of America for 2 straight terms then becoming Emperor of the World

Me getting 200 million pounds from Bill Gates by accident then he say just keep it.

Me getting it on with Touz, Jennifer love Hewitt, Jessica Alba and Scarlet Johanson at the same time for 32 hours straight.

Derby winning the Prem, Champions League, anf FA Cup 5 years straight

Answer 8

Juande Ramos learning to speak English

Michael Vaughan guiding England to series win over SA

Almunia acquiring British citizenship

CHELSEA GETTING RELEGATED THROUGH JOHN TERRY'S OWN GOAL IN THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON(i hope)

Answer 9

Problem not whining

Touz admitting her secret crush on Ronaldo

Wenger singing a player over the age of 9

Abramovich admitting he was wrong about anything

Answer 10

My beloved Hull City NOT buying an ex-Bolton player :)

Answer 11

Man United getting a Uefa Badge of Honour!

WE WON IT FIVE TIMES

WE WON IT FIVE TIMES

MAKING IT SIX IN ROME!

Answer 12

All very highly unlikely,

your prime minister getting reelected,

Price of petrol goes down ?

Winnin the world championship in rugby

and claiming to be the best national country in cricket.

Answer 13

Wenger spending when he needs it

Benitez fitting into a size 2

Scolari winning the quadruple

Anne Keothavong winning Wimbledon Female Singles or any other GS...

Answer 14

England winning at cricket.

Answer 15

Arsenal losing at the emirates

Answer 16

what does the D stand for ??? is it the obvious