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Loads Of Funny School Jokes?

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> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

> .

> MARIA: Here it is.

> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

> CLASS: Maria.

> ________________________________________...

> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

> FRANK: Because of the sign.

> TEACHER: What sign?

> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go

> Slow."

> _________________________________

> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication

> on the floor?

> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

> ________________________________________...

> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

> TEACHER: No, that's wrong

> GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I

> spell it.

> ________________________________________...

> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for

> water?

> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

> TEACHER: &n bsp; What are you talking about?

> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

> __________________________________

> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have

> today that we didn't

> have ten years ago.

> WINNIE: Me!

> ________________________________________...

> TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

> GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground

> than you are.

> _______________________________________

> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with

> "I."

> MILLIE: I is...

> TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I

> am."

> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth

> letter of the alphabet."

>

> _________________________________

> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his

> father's

> cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his

> father didn't punish him?

> LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his

> hand.

> ______________________________________

> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say

> prayers before

> eating?

> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a

> good cook.

> ______________________________

> T EACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My

> Dog" is exactly the

> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

> ___________________________________

> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

> talking when

> people are no longer interested?

> HAROLD: A teacher.

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  1. hahahahah those are funny

    did u make them up???


  2. Nice one....lol,,,, the last one is the topper..

  3. Some of them are really funny and some arent. I like the one with glenn and crocodile best.

  4. OK I don't understand the question but hey.. 2 points :D

  5. you worked so hard...

  6. Lol, this reminded me of my friends in elementary school.

  7. LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD IM GONNA GO TELL MY TEACHER THAT!!

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