Logic and trivia - 10 points available!!!!!?

Question

1) What happened on the 30th February 1807

2) The man who made me doesnt want me

The man who buys me doesnt use me

The man who uses me cant see me

what am i?

3) why is 6 scared of 7?

4) Name a sport that has 5 letters and begins with a "T"

5) Therer was a plane crsh on the border of france and spain, where do they bury the survivors?

First person to get all correct gets 10 points

Answer 1

1) There is no Febuary 30.

2)a coffin

3)Because 7 ate 9

4)Track? I dont know

5)They just leave them there and dont bury them

Answer 2

1) There isn't a 30th of Feb.

2) A coffin

3) Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)

4) Well, I've heard this but it's 4 letters not 5...Golf...or T-Ball if it's really 5.

5) They don't bury survivors.

Answer 3

1) there was no 30th of Feb.

2) a coffin

3) because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)

4) Track?

5) They don't bury survivors.

OK, so I didn't get the "Joke" answer for number 4 - but my answer is technically correct, so can I have the 10 points?

Answer 4

1. Nothing?

2.A coffin

3. Because 7 ate 9 (7, 8, 9)

4. Track, Taido, Trugo

5. You don't bury survivors

Answer 5

1. there is no feb 30

2. seeing eye dog

3. 7, 8, 9 or 7 ate 9

4. golf

5. you dont bury survivors

Answer 6

1.No 30th of February

2. Coffin

3. 7 eight 9

4. Track

5. Survivors aren't dead

Answer 7

1.  There was no 30th of February in any year.

2.  A coffin.

3.  Because seven ate nine (7 8 9).

4.  T-ball.

5.  They wouldn't be burying the survivors.

Answer 8

1) No 30th of Feb

2) Coffin

3) 789 (seven ate 9)

4) golf--starts with a TEE

5) Don't burry survivors

Answer 9

1 - No 30th of February

2 -

3 - cause 7 ate (8) nine

4 -

5 - don't bury survivors

Answer 10

1.) no 30th

2.) nothing ?

3.) because 7 ate 9

5.) ?

6.) you don't bury survivors