Lol Well here are some really funny things about me, have any of your own? lol Read this lol it's so funny!?

Question

Ok well I know some people may laugh at this but...

1) When I was little I thought girls got milk from their mom's b*****s and the boys drank milk from their dad's you know what.

2) I didn't know what s*x was until I turned 10.

3) I didn't know where babies came from or how they were made until I was 10 too. (I thought they were pooped out and you randomly got pregnant)

4) I thought Walmart was a species of watermelon.

5) I thought Taxis sold butter because the thing on top of the cab was shaped like butter.

6) I never knew what a tampon or a period was until I was 11. lol.

7) I thought that the reason for wearing bras was to keep your b***s from growing any bigger.

8) I didn't know guys had nuts/balls lol until I was 11. ( Well I thought the term balls described a youknowwhat for some odd reason.

9) I thought b***s were on women and b*****s were on animals lol.

10!) Brace yourself... (I apologize if I offend anyone! I was little!) I thought Mexican was another word for terrorist and gangsters and bad people lol! But that was when I was little lol. SORRY if I offended anyone. I love Mexico.

Now let's see if anyone can beat me? lol

Answer 1

I thought all dogs are males, all cats are females.

I thought women gave birth through the belly button.

I thought sanitary pads were some sort of snack because of their colorful packaging.

I thought little people actually live in televisions and put on a show for us everyday.  

I knew what s*x and penetration was since quite a young age (watched too many films I guess), but I never related it to pregnancy.  I thought people just do it for the heck of doing it, you know, kinda like cleaning your ears?

I thought all males have an extra finger, only it grows between their legs. (my little cousins reckons all boys have a tail at the front)

I thought sausages grew on trees.

Answer 2

i got the s*x talk when I was six because my friend and I got caught looking at her father's porno mags that he kept in the bathroom...when my mom asked what I knew about s*x I told her that the guy sticks his "you know what" in the girls mouth.

Answer 3

I didn't know why my mom was screaming, "yes, yes!" over and over at night in her bedroom when I was a little girl until I was maybe 9 or 10.

Answer 4

(OK. I'll probably get reported for this, but it's true & I mean no disrespect)

.....When I was little, I thought  "black comedy" meant jokes/riddles....that only black people were allowed to tell other black people.

Answer 5

I thought my dad was hurting my mother one night, because I heard her screaming! The next day I asked my mom, and she had a blank stare on her face... I was 8

Answer 6

i thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons