Lol what are some of the crappier rap lines you've ever heard?

Question

What are soem really rubbish rap lines that have come out of a professional rapper?

like check out thsi really rubbish one from run dmc's rock box

"our lyircs are hypnotizing and we never spitnolizin"

Answer 1

"look up definition and see that i'm the definition of definition"

or  how ever the c**p weezy said it.

that's just retarded.

Answer 2

'I milked them, I killed them, you quilt them, you missed her

You helped her, you kissed her

You felt all the blisters, melt on your whiskers'

I don't know how Cam'ron ever got a record deal...

Answer 3

Anything that comes outta soulja boys mouth.

Answer 4

this is crappest rap line for me soujab boy supasoak the H**  ijust hate soulja boy

Answer 5

Flight of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros

Bret:They call me the rhymenocerous

Not because I’m fat

Not because I’ve got birds on my back

Because I’m horny, I’m horny

When I’m on the mic

I’m like global warming

You can’t ignore me

In the bedroom I’m the gentleman

All the ladies come before me

Check your yellow pages I’m a registered rhymenaecologist

Now I’m passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus

Jemaine:

They call me the hiphop-potamus

My lyrics are bottomless

Bret (spoken)Is that it?

Jemaine(spoken)Yeah

Bret:

Sometimes my rhymes are obscene

Described as smutty, p0rnographic scene that’s r18

They’re so filthy, I feel guilty

I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine

Like when I rap about those b!tches smothered in margarine

Hahahaha

(gun sound affects)

(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent

Sorry about that one, you have a go

jemaine:

They call me the hiphop-potamus

cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin off the top of this oesophageus

Not because I’m a water dwelling mammal from Africa

Called a hippopotamus I’m not a hippopotamus, I’m a hiphop-potamus

Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?

Did Steve tell you?

What’s he got to do with it?

Bloody Steve!!

both guys:

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

What, what, what, why, why, why?

jemaine:

Be more constructive with your feedback

Bret:

Because I rap about reality

both guys:

Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?

Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party

Hey-ho

bret:

Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling

jemaine:

I’m freestylin just on the microphone

On the bbc, on the bbc

I’m just freestylin on the bbc

Um British broadcasting company

i’m just basically making this S**t up as I go along

Basically just free

Just basically from the top of my dome

Sometimes it’s not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all the lady listeners pregnant

Yeah that’s right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely b!tches know, should know

I’m trying to correct this

Answer 6

also from little wayne...

"When I was 5 my favorite movie was The Gremlins, aint got **** to do with this but I just thought that I would mention"

from his song sky's the limit, also from that song

"Maybe in the sky flyin with the fishes, or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons"

Answer 7

Im so high i can eat a star - LiL Wayne

Answer 8

Lil Wayne - "I'm a young money millionaire, i'm tougher than Nigerian hair"

Ludacris -  "Move *****, get out the way"

Willie The Kid - "Dang imma hustla, at least not in front of mother"

Answer 9

Another line from Lil Wayne, "I bullet proof the ride, now I feel like armadillis"

Answer 10

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

I'll never understand why that became such a popular line.

And anything Baby Bash has ever said.

Answer 11

"she get on that motorbike and all you see is back on that motorbike."

ill be back when i think of some more

Answer 12

Chris Brown-  My anatomy is bird-like, you heard right

I mean seriously, do you really think that anyone wants to see yer bird-like chest and chicken legs after you describe them like tha?.....dumbass.

Answer 13

"No need to pimp the ride, cuz it's a pimp in

the ride"

:| Cam'ron

Answer 14

"if youre stripper name Portia and you get tips from many man,

then your fat freind her nickname MiniVan, Excuse me That's just the Henny Man"

Kanye West "Diamonds"

"Anyman that'll jump in front of a minivan for twenty grand with a bottle of pain pills and anything is F**ng crazy, you hear me F**ng crazy!

Emenim- "Anyman"

"Shady is just an alias in case i get chased by space aliens"

Eminem- "Anyman"

"halilujah pharoahe monch i'll do ya"

Pharoahe Monch- "Oh No" Pharoahe Monch, Mos Def, and Nate Dogg

Answer 15

Not rap but the worst song lyric is the "Cars"  Let the good times roll,  

"Let them leave you up in the air, let them comb your rock and roll hair"

Answer 16

"im da bomb like tick tick" i CANT STAND to here that or wen people put it on their myspace name

Answer 17

this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot

you ain't cuz you not.

what the h**l does that mean?

go shawty it's your birthday

we're gonna party like it's your birthday.

so, it is shawty's birthday or not?

rappers are strange.

Answer 18

i'm 18 and live a crazy life

i tell you what the 80's were like

I don't remember who sings it but it was all over the radio in 2005 he so full of c**p, i was 25 in 2005 in 1989 i was only nine. if he was 18 in 2005 that means he was born in 87 he was two in 89!!!! how the h**l can he tell you what the 80's were like? lol

Answer 19

"I can turn you on like a personal T.V." -Lil Wayne