Lollipop, golliwog, or malaprop.....and WHY?!?

Question

Granny Crabtree: "O no you di' int even think you could answer this question without stating why....!"

Answer 1

blah blah blah blah blah  blah!

(fastttttttttttttttt)(slowww)(long and with affirmation)

Answer 2

Lollipop, because it's tastier.

Answer 3

Polliwog.  Why?  Cause I'm contrarian.

Answer 4

Golliwog is politically incorrect. Malaprop is fading into the forgotten past with most of our classical heritage. Lollipop resonates with the apparent cultural shift to intellectual inertia, and if the "why" can be construed in terms of probable longevity, then it gets my vote hands down.