Look, do you think it's impolite to go on and on about your muffin, if you aren't going to share it?

Question

now i want a muffin, dammit.

Answer 1

I hate it when someone doesn't share their muffin...

Answer 2

Don't you just hate that!  

Answer 3

I agree. That's like rubbing it in your face, trying to make you jealous.

Answer 4

I always share my muffin...it's rude not too...you want some?...it's blueberry :0)

Answer 5

I'll let you have half of my muffin.

Eventually I may actually need the other half.  If I don't, I'll let you have that half too.

Answer 6

Hmmm I don't recall going on about my muffin...but I'm always willing to share. I made chocolate chip this morning...I'm afraid we'd need to warm it.

Answer 7

Sweety it was from Weight Watchers.  Trust me you don't want that one.

Answer 8

i want nachos and a hot chick darnnit!

Answer 9

Very rude. Don't bring up the muffin if you want to keep it all to yourself.

I have been offering mine all morning!

Answer 10

you are a muff, a fishy one at that