Looking for a cute 7 year old friendly kid joke.?

Question

My little one is always telling me really cute jokes and well the ones I know are not "kid friendly" anyone have any cute 1st grader friendly please jokes???

Answer 1

I too have a seven yr old, lol.  Here are a couple that ours tells all the time.

What do you call a rat on a ship?

A pirate.  ( said 'pie rat')

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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. (a sailor)

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Knock Knock-Who's there

banana-banana who

Knock Knock-Who's there

banana-banana who

Knock Knock-Who's there

banana-banana who

(then the last one)

Knock Knock-Who's there

Orange-Orange who

Orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You 'neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame one?

Tame way.

LOL... those are the only ones I can think of right now.

Have fun!!!

Answer 2

on their birthday you could say

knock knock(who's there?)

abby(abby who?)

abby birthday to you!

knock knock(who's there?)

amanda(amanda who?)

amanda fix the refrigerator is here!

if she is saying lots of jokes then say:

knock knock(who's there?)

arthur(arhtur who?)

arthur any more jokes here?

when you tell them to take a shower say:

knock knock(who's there?)

Champ(champ who?)

Champ poo your hair, it's dirty!

if they are saying alot of knock knock jokes say:

knock knock(who's there?

Dewey(dewey who?)

dewey have to listen to all these knock knock jokes?

if their joke isnt funny say:

knock knock(who's there?)

Frasier(frasier who?)

frasier joke isn't very funny

if they give you a riddle say:

knock knock(whos there?)

howie(howie who?)

howie gonna figure this out?

another ones if they are saying lots of knock knock jokes:

knock knock(whos there?

isaac(isaac who?)

isaac of knock knock jokes

knock knock(whose there?)

winnie(winnie who?)

winnie is good, he is very good!

what time is it when 10 elephants are chansing you?

10 after one!

give them some fun riddles:

what kind of car is spelled the same backwards and forward?

a race car!

what kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

dry!

what month has 28 days?

all of them!

what building has the most stories?

the library

What is in the middle of Paris?

the letter R!

what is so fragile even saying its name could break it?

Silence!

what word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?

incorrecttly!

when can you put pickles in a door?

when it's ajar!

what do you call a song about a car?

a car toon!

what is the largest ant in the world?

ANTartica

why did the kitchen cross the road?

to get to the other side!

why did the bubble gum cross the road?

it was stuck to the chickens foot!

why did the turtle cross the road?

to get to the shell station!

what are caterpillars afraind of?

dogerpillars!

what music do mummies like?

wrap music!

what is yours but your friends use it more then you do?

your name!

the more you feed it, the more it grows high. but if you give it water it shall quickly die, what is it?

a fire!

why is the letter T like an island?

because its in the middle of waTer

what did the math book say to the history book?

boy, do i have problems!

what do skeletons use to communicate?

cellbones!

the beginning of eternity, the end of space, the beginning of ever end, the end of every place, what am i?

the letter E!

why does Oklahoma need a telescope?

to see what Arkansas!

what state is inside another state?

kansas is in Arkansas!

what do you do to a state full of weeds?

idaho it!

what state is a 2oz cola?

Minnesota(Mini-Soda)!

how do you know the sun cam up today?

utah it!

what do you call a grizzly with no fur?

a bare bear!

what do you get when someone magically creates a snowstorm?

a wizard blizzard!

what do you call a goat dressed like a clown?

a silly billy!

what do you call a peice of wood with nothing to do?

a bored board!

what do you call a pony with a soar throat?

a hoarse horse!

Answer 3

This one is really cute. A duck walks into a restaurant and orders some kelp. When the waiter asks him cash, credit and debit. What does he say?

Put it on my "bill". My niece loves that joke so much.

Answer 4

My daughter told me this one.

What does N. E. S. W.  mean?

Never Eat Slimy Worms.

I thought it was really cute. She was 7 when she told me that little joke.

Answer 5

Where does a bee go to the bathroom?

The BP station!

My neice and nephew love this one:

One man walks up to another and says, "Dude, you're fat."

The second man replies, "Well, you're ugly.  I can lose weight, but you'll always be ugly."

Answer 6

My nephew loves this one:

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red if you had to change in the middle of the street too!

Answer 7

THIS IS NOT 1st grader friendly BUT THIS 1 IS FOR U. SO IM GIVING MY BABY-GOD-DAUGHTER A BATH & MY 4YR OLD GOD-SON WALKS IN AND STARTS LOOKING AT ME THEN HER FUNNY SO I ASKED WAT WAZ WRONG & HE SAID,"MOMMY Y DID U EAT SISIES p***s???" I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD

Answer 8

My best suggestion is go to the children's library.  You can find books with hundreds of jokes in them.  But here are a few of my favorites:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?  

Because 7, 8, 9, and 10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between an elephant and a grape?

Grapes are purple.

What does Tarzan say when he sees the elephants coming over the hill?

"Look here come the elephants."

What does Jane say when she sees the elephants coming over the hill?

"Look here come the grapes."

Why does Jane say that?

Because Jane is colorblind.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The Interrupting Cow

The Interrupting Cow Who? Moo! (you have to moo while the other person is still talking...get it?

Answer 9

What do you call a dog that jumps into a fire?

A hotdog!