Looking for funny monologues.?

Question

can be from anything, I just need somthing that shows a lot of facial expressions and voice tones.

thanx

Answer 1

I have found out that to write you have to be a loner and tough, disciplined, to make a commitment, to barricade the door of your den with furniture, desks and couches to keep unwanted intruders away, learn to think of children as selfish savages who only want, your money, your blood and your time, time that there is never enough of to write the book that will change the world. .

Only in your quiet barricaded room can you hear your characters talk, see them as they are and be with them in the scene.  You must be a survivor,  become a selfish savage beast, a monster of who sneaks in the kitchen to steal food in the wee hours of the morning to survive.... You gotta be tough, set your jaw square, practice looking mean in a mirror, throw the good in you in the toilet and flush it down, to learn to fire first then ask questions last, to believe in yourself and write the story you love that the world needs, even though the world is against you and stands in your way... and you are alone, a hermit for your cause,  but you'll tough it out .... you must let Mr. Hyde out of his closet, sacrifice all, because it's all or nothing for anything you love, and no deed is too evil that will allow you to finish the masterpiece, to defend what you love, the book that will be a noble prize winner that will change the world....writing is tough but you gotta be tougher and tough it out alone......that is all......SLAM !!!.

Answer 2

Luisa's Introduction - The Fantasticks